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The Speed of the Dead
Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 8/10/23 Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 8/10/23

The Speed of the Dead

How fast should zombies move?

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Re-making a monster
Monsters, Storytime Mani Cavalieri 8/16/22 Monsters, Storytime Mani Cavalieri 8/16/22

Re-making a monster

A story tracing the growth of internet culture and artistic vision through the life and death of an accidental horror icon.

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Cthulhu ratings
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Cthulhu ratings

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents into a tier list.

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Breaking the mold
Monsters, Storytime, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 1/28/22 Monsters, Storytime, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 1/28/22

Breaking the mold

That glorious time when toy companies ignored canon to make monsters.

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Rad monsters from bad media
Monsters, Lemme just say Mani Cavalieri 10/8/21 Monsters, Lemme just say Mani Cavalieri 10/8/21

Rad monsters from bad media

We’re here to raise up some sweet nasties that came from some hot garbage.

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Dinosaurs are weird (and that rocks)
Monsters, Lemme just say Mani Cavalieri 7/23/21 Monsters, Lemme just say Mani Cavalieri 7/23/21

Dinosaurs are weird (and that rocks)

I’m gonna put feathers on all the monsters you grew up loving. You can’t stop me.

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Monsters in repose
Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 6/11/21 Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 6/11/21

Monsters in repose

How we characterize the inhuman, and how we can do it better than just humans in costumes.

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 12
Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 5/2/21 Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 5/2/21

12 Days of Monsters: Day 12

We need to talk about Cthulhu.

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 11
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12 Days of Monsters: Day 11

When dissonance in design, rather than making the animal look implausible, makes it evocative of mythical tropes.

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 10
Monsters, Analysis, Storytime Mani Cavalieri 5/2/21 Monsters, Analysis, Storytime Mani Cavalieri 5/2/21

12 Days of Monsters: Day 10

A wild, interpretative, almost free-associative type of "research" in defense of rubber hoses as monster design.

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 9
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12 Days of Monsters: Day 9

So, the Jurassic Park movies have been doing that thing where each new entry basically just repeats the elements from previous ones but bigger.

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 8
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12 Days of Monsters: Day 8

When my friend asked what was up, it took me a moment before I could simply say, “That’s not what that room looked like for me.”

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 7
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12 Days of Monsters: Day 7

Childhood nightmares and scuba orcs.

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 6
Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 4/28/21 Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 4/28/21

12 Days of Monsters: Day 6

Why one of the best alien designs is a screaming kaleidoscope.

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 5
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12 Days of Monsters: Day 5

The questions posed by this creature’s anatomy explicitly don’t have answers.

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 4
Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 4/28/21 Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 4/28/21

12 Days of Monsters: Day 4

A thoughtless attempt at escalation.

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 3
Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 4/28/21 Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 4/28/21

12 Days of Monsters: Day 3

Let’s take little jaunt into some real-world biology.

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 2
Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 4/28/21 Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 4/28/21

12 Days of Monsters: Day 2

Why does Godzilla have teeth?

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12 Days of Monsters: Day 1
Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 4/28/21 Monsters, Analysis Mani Cavalieri 4/28/21

12 Days of Monsters: Day 1

As silent, threatening, and unknowable as a forest at night, something that doesn’t even need to hunt you down: you will doom yourself just by exploring it.

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